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Assorted Gadgets

Various gizmos and tools I've written over the years. Use at your own risk, provided as-is.

• Adverb check: A crude adverb counter (doesn't catch nearly all of them). Mostly just counts “-ly” words and some.
• “Statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged” generator: “Stop doing X”, “they have played us for absolute fools”. You know the meme.
• You Don't Get Paid Enough: Calculates how much you'd get paid if you were compensated for your commute (time + ticket/fuel cost)
• hydration-mommy-domme: The voice of GLaDOS bullies you into drinking water.
• Kitchen Nightmares Episode Guide: An annotated list of Kitchen Nightmares episodes and links to all official uploads (that I know of).
• Meta tag generator: Generates HTML meta tags, OpenGraph tags, and Twitter preview cards. No more websites without link previews!
• Stardate conversion: Converts Star Trek stardates (TNG era) to YYYY-MM-DD (the superior date format). Based on my best guesstimation of the Stardate format.
• Star Trek: The Next Generation plot generator: Randomly generated plots that could have been Star Trek episodes. Maybe.