STOP DOING MATH

• NUMBERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES
• YEARS OF COUNTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than your fingers
• Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "guessing"
• "Yes please give me ZERO of something. Please give me INFINITY of it." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

Look at what Mathematicians have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the calculators & abacus we built for them

(This is REAL Math, done by REAL Mathematicians):

"Hello? I would like   apples please"

They have played us for absolute fools